

Mean Machine (2001)
Comedy
Drama
- 2h 39m
62 %
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It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
Overview
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Overview
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Top Billed Cast

Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan

David Kelly
Doc

David Hemmings
Governor

Ralph Brown
Burton

Vas Blackwood
Massive

Robbie Gee
Trojan

Geoff Bell
Ratchett

John Forgeham
Sykes

Sally Phillips
Tracey

Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
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