Cast
Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Nordberg
Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Hector Savage
Lloyd Bochner
Baggett
Tim O'Connor
Fenzwick
Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell
Ed Williams
Ted Olsen
John Roarke
George Bush
Margery Jane Ross
Barbara Bush
Peter Van Norden
John Sununu
Gail Neely
Winnie Mandela
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Blues Singer
Sally Rosenblatt
Mrs. Redmond
Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi
Larry McCormick
TV Reporter
Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Dad
D.D. Howard
Barbecue Mom
William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer
Mel Tormé
Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman
"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
Tom McGreevey
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
James Gilstrap
"Always nice to see nice people."
'Weird Al' Yankovic
"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
"Your coat, sir?"
John Stevens
"Phone call, Commissioner"
Gokul
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Charlotte Zucker
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley
"He's wired!"
Carlos Betancourt
"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
Bernardo Márquez
"Recuerdos a todos."
Margarito Mendoza
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
Lee Terri
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Claude Jay McLin
"Yeah!"
Manny Perry
"Let's get him."
Alex Zimmerman
"Yeah!"
Raynor Scheine
"You're on my groin."
John Fleck
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Susan Breslau
Party Guest
Leslie Maier
Party Guest
Ron Rosenblatt
Mr. Redmond
Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy
David Zucker
Davy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Obstetrician
Robert LoCash
FBI Agent
Burton Zucker
Lab Technician
Lewis Friedman
Lab Technician
Bob Reitman
Lab Technician
Gene Mueller
Lab Technician
Gino Salomone
Lab Technician
Robert J. Elisberg
McTigue
Mindy Newborn
Slave to the Composer
Jan Campbell
Lady in Waiting
Wendy Hogan
Lady in Waiting
Françoise Ruggieri
White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
Crew
David Zucker
Director
(Directing)
Pat Proft
Writer
(Writing)
David Zucker
Writer
(Writing)
Allan Graf
Stunts
(Crew)
Al Goto
Stunts
(Crew)
Eugene Collier
Stunts
(Crew)
Robert K. Weiss
Producer
(Production)
Robert M. Stevens
Director of Photography
(Camera)
Ira Newborn
Original Music Composer
(Sound)
Sonia Izzolena
Stunts
(Crew)
Peewee Piemonte
Stunts
(Crew)
Mary Peters
Stunts
(Crew)
Christopher Greenbury
Editor
(Editing)
James R. Symons
Editor
(Editing)
John D. Schofield
Co-Producer
(Production)
Jim Abrahams
Executive Producer
(Production)
Jerry Zucker
Executive Producer
(Production)
Gil Netter
Executive Producer
(Production)
Mickey S. Michaels
Set Decoration
(Art)
John J. Lloyd
Production Design
(Art)
Taryn De Chellis
Costume Designer
(Costume & Make-Up)
James R. Scribner
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Stephen Abrums
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Joy Zapata
Hairdresser
(Costume & Make-Up)
Susan Zietlow-Maust
Hairdresser
(Costume & Make-Up)
John D. Schofield
Unit Production Manager
(Production)
Verónica González Rubio
Second Assistant Director
(Directing)
John T. Kretchmer
First Assistant Director
(Directing)
Robert K. Weiss
Second Unit Director
(Directing)
Don Digirolamo
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
Gary C. Bourgeois
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
F. Hudson Miller
Supervising Sound Editor
(Sound)
Adam Jenkins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
George Watters II
Supervising Sound Editor
(Sound)
Roy Arbogast
Special Effects
(Crew)
Charlie Brewer
Stunts
(Crew)
Phil Adams
Stunts
(Crew)
Roydon Clark
Stunts
(Crew)
Phil Chong
Stunts
(Crew)
Bobby Burns
Stunts
(Crew)
Bud Davis
Stunts
(Crew)
Lila Finn
Stunts
(Crew)
Jadie David
Stunts
(Crew)
Kristi Frankenheimer
Stunts
(Crew)
Donna Garrett
Stunts
(Crew)
Cindy Folkerson
Stunts
(Crew)
Alan Graff
Stunts
(Crew)
Ted Grossman
Stunts
(Crew)
Steve Geray
Stunts
(Crew)
Steve Hart
Stunts
(Crew)
Shawn Patrick Lane
Stunts
(Crew)
Vincent Mazella Jr.
Stunts
(Crew)
Gary Littlejohn
Stunts
(Crew)
Bill McIntosh
Stunts
(Crew)
Dwayne McGee
Stunts
(Crew)
Jane McKernan
Stunts
(Crew)
Peter McKernan Jr.
Stunts
(Crew)
Peter McKernan Sr.
Stunts
(Crew)
David Powledge
Stunts
(Crew)
Eric Norris
Stunts
(Crew)
Laurence Todd Rosenthal
Stunts
(Crew)
George Marshall Ruge
Stunts
(Crew)
Jeff Ramsey
Stunts
(Crew)
J.P. Romano
Stunts
(Crew)
Kaye Wade
Stunts
(Crew)
Neil Summers
Stunts
(Crew)
James Winburn
Stunts
(Crew)
Allen D. Easton
Camera Operator
(Camera)
Joseph E. Thibo
Camera Operator
(Camera)
Leslie J. Kovacs
Chief Lighting Technician
(Lighting)
Nancy Hopton
Script Supervisor
(Directing)
Miranda Garrison
Choreographer
(Crew)
Douy Swofford
Title Designer
(Art)
David Zucker
Original Series Creator
(Writing)
Jerry Zucker
Original Series Creator
(Writing)
Jim Abrahams
Original Series Creator
(Writing)