Cast

Patton Oswalt
Paul Aufiero

Kevin Corrigan
Sal

Michael Rapaport
Philadelphia Phil

Marcia Jean Kurtz
Paul's Mom
Serafina Fiore
Gina Aufiero

Gino Cafarelli
Jeff Aufiero
Jonathan Hamm
Quantrell Bishop

Matt Servitto
Detective Velardi
Joe Garden
Dennis

Polly Humphreys
Christine
Scott Ferrall
Sports Dogg

Sidné Anderson
Hospital Doctor
Julian Lane
Birthday Boy
Caroline Gallo
Gina and Jeff Daughter
Maya Louise Dispenza
Christine and Dennis Daughter
Cookie Bradshaw
Law-Office Ad Woman
Malik Jacobs
Shady House Guy
Jason Hardee
Quantrell Buddy #1
Ronnie Amadi
Quantrell Buddy #2
Angel Estrada
Quantrell Buddy #3
Billy Parker
Quantrell Buddy #4
Farouk Adelekan
Quantrell Buddy #5
Mifit Hodzic
Strip Club Valet
Michael Mederrick
Doorman
Miranda Rhyne
Cashier
Nicole Mcgee
Bartender
Latawnya Haynes
Waitress
Dan Dinenberg
Bouncer #1
Sebastian Elliott
Bouncer #2
Christiane Figueiredo
Paul and Sal's Stripper
Carla Carvalho
Stripper #1
Natasha
Stripper #2
Makenzie
Stripper #3
Christine Elizabeth
Stripper #4
Chyna
Stripper #5
Nick Stevens
Play-By-Play Announcer
Wilson Hall
Color Commentator
Alan P. Cross
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen
Nick Gallo
Radio Caller
Ginny Sisti
Parking Garage Driver #1
Paul Sisti
Passenger #1
Jordan Cohn
Parking Garage Driver #2
Daniella Tineo-Cohn
Passenger #2

Joe Caniano
Parking Garage Driver #3
Debbie Sutin
Parking Garage Driver #4

Robert D. Siegel
Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Yori Tondrowski
Front-Lawn Reporter #2
Tom Epstein
Parking Garage Reporter
Cabbie
Wrong Phil

Josh Trank
Wrong Phil's Buddy
Crew

Robert D. Siegel
Director
(Directing)
Michael Simmonds
Director of Photography
(Camera)
Philip Nashel-Watts
Original Music Composer
(Sound)

Josh Trank
Editor
(Editing)

Robert D. Siegel
Writer
(Writing)
Sharoz Makarechi
Production Design
(Art)
Vera Chow
Costume Design
(Costume & Make-Up)
Elan Bogarín
Producer
(Production)
Jean Kouremetis
Producer
(Production)

Jen Cohn
Executive Producer
(Production)
Jessica Cassimatis
Co-Executive Producer
(Production)
Nick Gallo
Associate Producer
(Production)
Johnny Cassimatis
Co-Executive Producer
(Production)
Joan Siegel
Associate Producer
(Production)

Josh Trank
Co-Producer
(Production)
Mike Loew
Associate Producer
(Production)

Robert D. Siegel
Casting
(Production)

Josh Trank
Second Unit Director
(Directing)

Yori Tondrowski
Assistant Director
(Directing)
Daniella Tineo-Cohn
Graphic Designer
(Art)
Philip Nashel-Watts
Sound Designer
(Sound)
Philip Nashel-Watts
Sound Mixer
(Sound)
Zak Coldicutt
Additional Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Rondi Scott
Key Hair Stylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Rondi Scott
Key Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Billie Budd
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Greg Thran
Storyboard Artist
(Art)
Miranda Rhyne
Art Department Assistant
(Art)
Shiho Miyazawa
Boom Operator
(Sound)
Mike Loew
Location Manager
(Production)
Nick Gallo
Assistant Location Manager
(Production)
Jim Mackil
Assistant Sound Editor
(Sound)
Eric Walendzinski
Sound Mixer
(Sound)
Ralph Kelsey
Sound Post Production Coordinator
(Sound)
Adam Fedock
Boom Operator
(Sound)
Douglas Crosby
Stunt Coordinator
(Crew)
Jon Trosky
Stunt Double
(Crew)
Glenn Glasser
Still Photographer
(Camera)

Tech N9ne
Musician
(Sound)