Cast
Lewis Black
Oliver Porter
Wilmer Valderrama
Zach Van Bourke
Tyler James Williams
Charlie Goldfinch
Dyllan Christopher
Spencer Davenport
Brett Kelly
Timothy 'Beef' Wellington
Gia Mantegna
Grace Conrad
Quinn Shephard
Donna Malone
Paget Brewster
Valerie Davenport
Rob Corddry
Sam Davenport
Dominique Saldaña
Katherine Davenport
Jessica Walter
Cindi
Rob Riggle
Head Guard Hoffman
Michelle Sandler
Mary Lynn
David Koechner
Ernie
B.J. Novak
Desk Attendant
Mindy Kaling
Restaurant Hostess
Kevin McDonald
Guard in the Hall #1
Bruce McCulloch
Guard in the Hall #2
Mark McKinney
Guard in the Hall #3
Dave Allen
Gas Station Attendant
Steve Bannos
Tree Salesman
Tony Hale
Alan Davies
Cedric Yarbrough
Melvin Goldfinch
Kristen Wiig
Carole Malone
Nick Thune
Handsome Santa
Heather Beers
Flight Attendant
Allie Mac Kay
Perky Presenter
Sandra Tsing Loh
UM Room Attendant
Michael Maiello
UM Room Attendant
Wayne Federman
Airport Attendant
Annette Wright
Airport Attendant
Ben Falcone
Santa at Mall
Al Roker
Self
Stan Ellsworth
Huge Guy at Hotel
Stephen Liska
Hotel Desk Clerk
Lauren McKnight
Jetsetter
Noah Bastian
Jetsetter
Shareece Pfeiffer
Pretty Mall Girl
Darren Ewing
Admiral's Club Host
Joe Lookinland
Bully
Brooks Bedore
Bully
Lerin Porter
Owen Marks
Gary Morgan
Baggage Handler
Jim Wilkey
Baggage Handler
Hayden Holbrook
Bathroom Boy
Benjamin Ho
Bathroom Boy
Tyler Scott Drewes
Tough Kid
Kim W. Powell
Ivy League Santa
Micaela Nelligan
Beef's Mom
Conrad E. Palmisano
Santa
Haley Fife
Beef's Pretty Girl
Alisa Taylor
Girlfriend
Ana Queren Seabra
Girlfriend
Mallory Bouchard
Girlfriend
Thomas Conroy
Security Monitor
Cal Nguyen
Soldier (uncredited)
Teri Garr
Aunt Judy / Valerie’s Sister
Crew
Mya Stark
Writer
(Writing)
Paul Feig
Director
(Directing)
Jacob Meszaros
Writer
(Writing)
Ira Glass
Executive Producer
(Production)
Susan Burton
Story
(Writing)
Christopher J. Barnes
Second Assistant Director
(Directing)
Peewee Piemonte
Stunt Coordinator
(Crew)
Matias Alvarez
First Assistant Director
(Directing)
Tobijah Tyler
Second Assistant Director
(Directing)
Kathy Jarvis
Stunt Double
(Crew)
Allison Jones
Casting
(Production)
Dan Lin
Development Manager
(Production)
Jennifer M. Gentile
Set Decoration
(Art)
George Folsey Jr.
Editor
(Editing)
Carrie Morrow
Executive Producer
(Production)
Julie Kreger
Key Hair Stylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Michael Aguilar
Producer
(Production)
Peewee Piemonte
Second Unit Director
(Directing)
Brad Wilhite
Editor
(Editing)
Michael Lambert
Executive Producer
(Production)
Christopher Baffa
Director of Photography
(Camera)
Robert Bernard
Lead Character Designer
(Visual Effects)
Chris Cline
Special Effects Technician
(Crew)
Chad Buehler
Digital Compositor
(Visual Effects)
Bruce Paul Barbour
Stunt Driver
(Crew)
Julie Snyder
Executive Producer
(Production)
Chris Buchinsky
Storyboard Artist
(Art)
Bob Beher
Supervising Sound Editor
(Sound)
Erin Empey-Baxter
Casting Assistant
(Production)
Benjamin Beardwood
Sound Editor
(Sound)
Dorian Frankel
Casting Assistant
(Production)
Judy Darby
Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
James Bomalick
Special Effects Technician
(Crew)
Adam Avitabile
Visual Effects
(Visual Effects)
Christopher S. Aud
Supervising Sound Editor
(Sound)
Ryan McDowell
Special Effects Assistant
(Crew)
Bruce Berman
Executive Producer
(Production)
Lauren Shuler Donner
Producer
(Production)
Scott H. Eddo
Makeup Department Head
(Costume & Make-Up)
Katherine Brim
Art Department Assistant
(Art)
Steve Bissinger
Sound Effects Editor
(Sound)
Edward Conna
Stunts
(Crew)
Peter Epstein
Stunts
(Crew)
Greg T. Moon
Key Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
William Boaz
Rigging Supervisor
(Lighting)
Tiffany Busche
Costumer
(Costume & Make-Up)
Troy Bellinghausen
Stunt Double
(Crew)
John Bramley
Still Photographer
(Camera)
Aaron Osborne
Production Design
(Art)
Lisa Tomczeszyn
Costume Design
(Costume & Make-Up)
Kelley Smith-Wait
Executive In Charge Of Production
(Production)
Ryan Nunley
Special Effects Technician
(Crew)
Erin Cochran
Art Direction
(Art)
Carrie Morrow
Unit Production Manager
(Production)
Jon Farhat
Visual Effects Supervisor
(Visual Effects)
Michael Andrews
Original Music Composer
(Sound)