Cast

Paul Kaye
Cliff Starkey

Johnny Vegas
Trevor

James Cromwell
Ray Speight

Bernard Cribbins
Mutley

Alice Evans
Kerry

Vince Vaughn
Rick Schwartz

Imelda Staunton
Bridget

James Fleet
Alan the Pipe

Kenneth Cranham
Chairman Collins

Ian McNeice
Hugh The Sideburns

David Ryall
Giles Wilton

Terry Alderton
Bouncer Jonno

Meredith MacNeill
Suzi

Emma Amos
Local News Reporter

Paul Bentall
Gate Guard

Neil Conrich
Reporter Dave

Pamela Cundell
OAP

Josie D'Arby
Herself

Mark Dymond
Kyle Doohan

Mark Little
Mark Doohan

Rosie Ede
The Cleaner

Neil Finnighan
MTV Awards Stunt Guy

Christopher Godwin
Bowls Official

Howard Goorney
Reg Boyt

Ian Lindsay
Dull Referee
Angus Loughran
Himself

Nigel Lindsay
Targitex Chairman

David Schneider
Young Buck Reporter

Geoffrey McGivern
Brian Cronk

Felicity Montagu
Astronomy Professor

Jeff Rawle
Dennis

Vicki Pepperdine
Henna Haired PA
Stephen Noonan
The Advert Director
Ian O'Hara
The Lion Mascot
Beau Holmes
The Kangaroo Mascot

Julian Rivett
Journalist #1
Marlene Sidaway
Fifty-Year Old Lady

Tony Slattery
Flash Referee
Barry Woolgar
Journalist #2
Jess-Luisa Flynn
Secretary (uncredited)

Mel Smith
Bowls Commentator (voice)

Jon Snow
Self

Matt Green
Crew

Tim Firth
Writer
(Writing)

James Gay-Rees
Producer
(Production)

Mel Smith
Director
(Directing)

Mel Smith
Executive Producer
(Production)
Steve Christian
Executive Producer
(Production)

Stephen Warbeck
Original Music Composer
(Sound)
Chris Blunden
Editor
(Editing)
Bruce Davey
Executive Producer
(Production)
Vernon Layton
Director of Photography
(Camera)

Carrie Hilton
Casting
(Production)
Gillian Dodders
Dialogue Editor
(Sound)
David Walley
Art Direction
(Art)
Grenville Horner
Production Design
(Art)
Sara Osborn
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Mindy Marin
Casting
(Production)
Kevin Alexander
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Peta Dunstall
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Andrew Caller
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
Nigel Egerton
Costume Design
(Costume & Make-Up)
Kirstin Chalmers
Makeup Designer
(Costume & Make-Up)
Hugo Adams
Foley Editor
(Sound)
Sarah Kane
Art Direction
(Art)
Gemma Ryan
Set Decoration
(Art)

Peter Burgis
Foley Artist
(Sound)
Duncan Reid
Executive Producer
(Production)
Anja Mai
Costume Design
(Costume & Make-Up)
Laura McIntosh
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Kevin Alexander
Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Andie Derrick
Foley Artist
(Sound)

Phillip Leonhardt
Compositing Artist
(Visual Effects)