Cast
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good
Prudence
John Oliver
Dick Pants
Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan
Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert
Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan
Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Omid Djalili
Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Ye
Kanye West
Trevor Heins
Young Pitka
Samantha Bee
Cinnabon Cashier
Boyd Banks
EMT
Rob Huebel
Frat Guy
Daniel Tosh
Bar Patron
Rob Blake
Himself
Telma Hopkins
Lillian Roanoke
Rob Gfroerer
Sickly Nerd
Liana Mendoza
Dancer
Robert Cohen
Nerd
Linda Kash
Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough
Assistant Coach
Gotham Chopra
Deepak Early 20's
Suresh John
Indian Man
Jaan Padda
Young Deepak
Seán Cullen
Referee
Matt Baram
EMT
Garry Robbins
Biker
Peter Schoelier
Uncle Jack
Ben Gans
Goal Post Judge
Alexia Filippeos
11-Year-Old Girl
Taylor Flood
11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil
Sanjay
Graham Gordy
DJ
Jahlani Bishop
Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel
Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus
Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis
Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey
Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson
Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis
Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall
Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason
Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson
Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd
Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete
Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence
Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb
Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard
Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington
Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis
Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams
Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans
Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris
Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir
Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo
Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman
Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg
Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir
Krystal Kiran
Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain
Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar
Group Dancer
Frank Bishun
Group Dancer
Karun Pathak
Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt
Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu
Group Dancer
Robert Halley
Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla
Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor
Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha
Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani
Group Dancer
Hetal Patel
Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas
Group Dancer
Michelle Marshall
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Madhumita Sen
Group Dancer
Jessica Rotter
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Frank Meschkuleit
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Crew
Mike Myers
Producer
(Production)
Mike Myers
Screenplay
(Writing)
Marco Schnabel
Director
(Directing)
Graham Gordy
Screenplay
(Writing)
Roger Birnbaum
Executive Producer
(Production)
Michael De Luca
Producer
(Production)
Peter Deming
Director of Photography
(Camera)
Gary Barber
Executive Producer
(Production)
Lee Haxall
Editor
(Editing)
George S. Clinton
Original Music Composer
(Sound)
Charles Wood
Production Design
(Art)
Billy Weber
Editor
(Editing)
Gregory Perler
Editor
(Editing)
John Houlihan
Music Supervisor
(Sound)
Karen Patch
Costume Design
(Costume & Make-Up)
Gordon Sim
Set Decoration
(Art)
Eugene McCarthy
Property Master
(Art)
Lisa Perone
Assistant Production Coordinator
(Production)
Sheryl Main
Unit Publicist
(Crew)
Gregory H. Watkins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
Sarah Monat
Foley Artist
(Sound)
Tucker Doherty
Set Designer
(Art)
Ramona Diaz Sanchez
Production Supervisor
(Production)
Pauline Chung
Assistant Costume Designer
(Costume & Make-Up)
Patricia Medina
Key Hair Stylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Josh Bratman
Co-Producer
(Production)
Graham Gordy
Associate Producer
(Production)
David G. Fremlin
Art Direction
(Art)
David D. Johnson
Visual Effects Supervisor
(Visual Effects)
Donald J. Lee Jr.
Executive Producer
(Production)
Jamie Jones
Stunt Coordinator
(Crew)
Sean Gannet
Associate Producer
(Production)
Brendan Bresnahan
Video Assist Operator
(Crew)
Chris Pizzarelli
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Jennifer Bower O'Halloran
Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Robert Ramos
Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Donald J. Lee Jr.
Unit Production Manager
(Production)
Doug Coleman
Stunt Coordinator
(Crew)
Ann-Marie Ferney-Tellez
Property Buyer
(Art)
Leah Katznelson
Assistant Costume Designer
(Costume & Make-Up)
Ve Neill
Makeup Designer
(Costume & Make-Up)
Robin D. Cook
Casting
(Production)
Penny Charter
Second Assistant Director
(Directing)
Dusty Reeves
Art Department Coordinator
(Art)
Tyler Delben
Third Assistant Director
(Directing)
Samantha Armstrong
Script Supervisor
(Directing)
Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks
Choreographer
(Crew)
Ramona Diaz Sanchez
Production Accountant
(Production)
Tim Chau
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
Robin Harlan
Foley Artist
(Sound)
Mike Flicker
Music Editor
(Sound)
Sanford Kong
Concept Artist
(Art)
Esther Lee
Digital Intermediate Producer
(Editing)
Mark Willis
"A" Camera Operator
(Camera)
Gavin Coford
Boom Operator
(Sound)
Christine Hart
Key Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Walter Spencer
Dialogue Editor
(Sound)
Scott Gregory
Digital Colorist
(Editing)
Dennis Davenport
Supervising Art Director
(Art)
Ciarán Copelin
First Assistant "A" Camera
(Camera)
Howard Galbraith
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
(Lighting)
Julie Schubert
Casting Associate
(Production)
John Harper
First Assistant "B" Camera
(Camera)
Ari Magder
Second Assistant "B" Camera
(Camera)
Stuart Macphee
Post Production Supervisor
(Crew)
Tory Bellingham
Property Master
(Art)
Joel Venti
Storyboard Artist
(Art)
Jon Hunter
Graphic Designer
(Art)
Everette Webber
Digital Intermediate Editor
(Editing)
Nils C. Jensen
Sound Effects Editor
(Sound)
Bob Beher
Foley Supervisor
(Sound)
Dave Staples
Transportation Coordinator
(Crew)
Robert L. Davis
Transportation Captain
(Crew)
Allan Magled
Visual Effects Supervisor
(Visual Effects)
Markus Wade
Boom Operator
(Sound)
Tricia Sawyer
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Marie-Claude Harnois
Production Coordinator
(Production)
George Kraychyk
Still Photographer
(Camera)
David Bach
ADR Supervisor
(Sound)
Jamie Lowry
Music Editor
(Sound)
Maria Belperio
Seamstress
(Costume & Make-Up)
Burton J. LeBlanc
Makeup Artist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Tim Chau
Sound Designer
(Sound)
Scott A. Jennings
Sound Effects Editor
(Sound)
Paul Hughen
Second Unit Director of Photography
(Camera)
Jeff J.J. Authors
First Assistant Director
(Directing)
Roger Finlay
"B" Camera Operator
(Camera)
Bruce Carwardine
Sound Mixer
(Sound)
Rob Sanderson
Special Effects Coordinator
(Crew)
Diane Pitblado
Dialect Coach
(Crew)
Mick Gormaley
Music Editor
(Sound)
Michael Kowalski
Visual Effects Producer
(Visual Effects)
Tim LeBlanc
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
(Sound)
Sean Garnhart
Sound Editor
(Sound)
Erin Leslie
Scenic Artist
(Crew)
Tim Chau
Supervising Sound Editor
(Sound)
Gabriel Hardman
Storyboard Artist
(Art)
Joe Curtin
Construction Coordinator
(Art)
Gerard Sava
Steadicam Operator
(Camera)
Richard B. Molina
First Assistant Editor
(Editing)
Mark McFadden
Assistant Location Manager
(Production)
Teresa Buccione
Hairstylist
(Costume & Make-Up)
Randy K. Singer
Foley Mixer
(Sound)
Chris Farrow
Post Production Coordinator
(Production)
Matt Friedman
Music Editor
(Sound)
Michael Galbraith
Chief Lighting Technician
(Lighting)
Fred Kamping
Location Manager
(Production)
Clayton Weber
First Assistant Sound Editor
(Sound)
Doug Coleman
Second Unit Director
(Directing)
Kathleen Chopin
Casting
(Production)
Sam Sklaver
Production Intern
(Crew)
Jonnie Katz
Assistant Director
(Directing)